Last Friday, K-Fad (my tuition kid, if you do not already know) was caught smoking in school. Last night, he dyed his hair blonde and stole a can of black hair spray after that to undo his moment of madness. Needless to say, he was caught but fortunately (or unfortunately, depending on how you look at it), the shop owner chose not to press charges and the police officer sent him home to his parents.

He is the very reason why I always f*ck with a rubber on- honestly, having a kid like him is worse than having AIDS.